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Welome to the EINSTEINAGOGO website!!!

Our aim is to bring a little more fun back into science!

Over the next few eons we plan to bring you some cracking jokes, fun pictures and links related to the funnier side of radiation (if there is one) and science in general.

Watch this space ...

Jokes

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and says "For you, no charge."

Thanks to www.ahajokes.com/

Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
"Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."

Thanks to www.goofyville.com

Quotations

Marvellous Mr Allen

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

Woody Allen (1935 - )

Albert

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

Thanks to www.Quotations.com

Pictures

Radioactive suppositories - just what the doctor ordered!

Thanks to Oak Ridge Associated Universities' Health Physics Historical Instrumentation Museum Collection;

A great site for radiation quack cures ...

Albert, again

Thanks to karykatury and http://maniera.wbp.zabrze.pl